That's not my flamingo...

That's Not My Fox

That's Not My Lamb

That's Not My Piglet

That's not my badger

That's Not My Truck... : it's too squashy.

That's not my kangaroo... : its ears are too fluffy

That's not my bat... : its ears are too hairy

That's not my robin... : its chest is too soft

That's not my tiger-- : it's nose is too fuzzy

That's not my bus...

That's not my donkey...

That's not my wombat...

That's not my dinosaur...

That's not my llama... : its fur is too tufty

That's not my owl... : its beak is too shiny

That's not my elf... : its gloves are too fuzzy

That's not my cow ... : its nose is too rough

That's not my chick... : its beak is too shiny

That's not my witch... : her dress is too silky

That's not my hedgehog... : its ears are too fluffy

That's not my goat... : its ears are too soft

That's not my duck... : its beak is too smooth

That's not my frog... : its tummy is too squashy

That's not my plane... : its wings are too bumpy

That's not my pony... : its mane is too fluffy

That's not my robot... : its eyes are too shiny

That's not my car... : its windows are too shiny

That's not my dolly... : her dress is too spotty

That's not my train... : its wheels are too squashy

That's not my tractor... : its engine is too bumpy

That's not my zebra...: its mane is too furry

That's not my panda... : its ears are too fluffy

That's not my lion... : its nose is too fuzzy

That's not my unicorn... : its mane is too fluffy

That's not my penguin... : its tummy is too fuzzy

That's not my teddy... : its paws are too woolly

That's not my pirate... : his scarf is too rough

That's not my princess... : her tiara is too bumpy

That's not my kitten... : its ears are too soft

That's not my monster... : its nose is too bobbly

That's not my sloth... : its head is too fuzzy

That's not my puppy... : its coat is too hairy

That's not my lemur... its ears are too tufty

That's not my snowman... : its hat is too soft

That's not my narwhal : its tummy is too squashy

That's not my bear... : its nose is too rough

That's not my otter... : its nose is too shiny

That's not my parrot ... : its tummy is too fluffy

That's not my bee... : its stripes are too fluffy

That's not my baby-- : her hat is too soft

That's not my polar bear... : its ears are too soft

That's not my koala... : it's nose is too shiny

You wouldn't want to be married to Henry VIII! : a husband you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be an Aztec sacrifice! : gruesome things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a crusader! : a war you'd rather not fight

You wouldn't want to sail with Christopher Columbus! : uncharted waters you'd rather not cross

You wouldn't want to be Mary, Queen of Scots! : a ruler who really lost her head