You wouldn't want to be a mammoth hunter! : Dangerous beasts you'd rather not encounter

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You wouldn't want to be an Egyptian mummy! : disgusting things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! : a secret job that's your destiny

You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! : fortunes you'd rather not tell

You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! : armor you'd rather not wear

You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! : horrible things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be an Inca mummy! : a one-way journey you'd rather not make

You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! : horrible things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Roman gladiator! : gory things you'd rather not know