You wouldn't want to work on the Hoover Dam! : an explosive job you'd rather not do

You wouldn't want to be a Roman gladiator! : gory things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Victorian servant! : a thankless job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to live in Pompeii! : a volcanic eruption you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to be Mary, Queen of Scots! : a ruler who really lost her head

You wouldn't want to be a 19th-century coal miner in England! : a dangerous job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be an Egyptian mummy! : disgusting things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be on Apollo 13! : a mission you'd rather not go on

You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! : horrible things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! : armor you'd rather not wear

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You wouldn't want to live without clean water!