You wouldn't want to be a Victorian servant! : a thankless job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be a mammoth hunter! : Dangerous beasts you'd rather not encounter

You wouldn't want to travel with Captain Cook! : a voyage you'd rather not make

You wouldn't want to be on Apollo 13! : a mission you'd rather not go on

You wouldn't want to be a Roman gladiator! : gory things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! : bizarre accusations you'd rather not face

You wouldn't want to be a crusader! : a war you'd rather not fight

You wouldn't want to be an Egyptian mummy! : disgusting things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! : fortunes you'd rather not tell