You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! : bizarre accusations you'd rather not face

You would not want to be a Salem witch!

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a crusader! : a war you'd rather not fight

You would not want to be a crusader!

War you'd rather not fight

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to be in a medieval dungeon! : prisoners you'd rather not meet

You would not want to be in a medieval dungeon

Medieval dungeon

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be an Egyptian mummy! : disgusting things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! : a secret job that's your destiny

You would not want to be a ninja warrior!

Ninja warrior!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--.

You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! : fortunes you'd rather not tell

You would not want to be a Mayan soothsayer

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! : an ancient army you'd rather not join

You would not want to be an Assyrian soldier!

Assyrian soldier!

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to be an Aztec sacrifice! : gruesome things you'd rather not know

You would not want to be an Aztec sacrifice!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be Joan of Arc! : a mission you might want to miss

You would not want to be Joan of Arc

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! : armor you'd rather not wear

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a scret agent during World War II : a perilous mission behind enemy lines

You wouldn't want to be

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You would not want to be a Greek athlete!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--