What if you had animal ears!?

What if you had an animal tongue!?

What if you had animal eyes!?

What if you had animal eyes!?

What if you had animal feet?

What if you had animal hair!?

What if you had animal teeth!?

What if you had an animal nose!?

What if you had an animal tail!?

What if you had animal scales!? : or other animal coats?

What if you had T. rex teeth? : and other dinosaur parts

You wouldn't want to be a crusader! : a war you'd rather not fight

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! : fortunes you'd rather not tell

You wouldn't want to live in Pompeii! : a volcanic eruption you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to be Cleopatra! : an Egyptian ruler you'd rather not be

You wouldn't want to be an American pioneer! : a wilderness you'd rather not tame

You wouldn't want to travel with Captain Cook! : a voyage you'd rather not make

You wouldn't want to be a mammoth hunter! : Dangerous beasts you'd rather not encounter

You wouldn't want to be an Egyptian mummy! : disgusting things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Roman gladiator! : gory things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be an Aztec sacrifice! : gruesome things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! : bizarre accusations you'd rather not face

You wouldn't want to be in a medieval dungeon! : prisoners you'd rather not meet

You wouldn't want to be cursed by King Tut! : a mysterious death you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to live in a medieval castle! : a home you'd rather not inhabit

You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! : an ancient army you'd rather not join

You wouldn't want to be on Apollo 13! : a mission you'd rather not go on

You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! : horrible things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a skyscraper builder! : a hazardous job you'd rather not take

You wouldn't want to be a Victorian servant! : a thankless job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be an Inca mummy! : a one-way journey you'd rather not make

You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! : a life of hard labor you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to work on the Great Wall of China! : defenses you'd rather not build

You wouldn't want to work on the Hoover Dam! : an explosive job you'd rather not do

You wouldn't want to be a Victorian mill worker! : a grueling job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be a Pony Express rider! : a dusty, thankless job you'd rather not do

You wouldn't want to be a worker on the Statue of Liberty! : a monument you'd rather not build

You wouldn't want to be a 19th-century coal miner in England! : a dangerous job you'd rather not have

Could you ever waddle with penguins!?