Fairy in a jar -- The touch -- At the wrist -- Crizzles -- Light as a feather, stiff as a board -- The evil tree -- Kidzilla -- Everyone's a winner -- A little off the top -- The slide -- Big kids -- Your worst nightmare -- Phone ahead -- Sand sharks -- On the road -- The language of beasts -- Class trip -- Collared-- The substitute -- The vampire's bat -- Slugs -- Snakeland -- Burger and fries -- Game over -- Smunkies -- Pretty Polly -- Join the party -- The billion legger -- The battle-ax -- In the Land of the Lawn Weenies -- Sunburn -- Thin silk -- The witch's monkey -- As you say -- Hide -- Where does all this stuff come from? -- About the author.