You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! : an ancient army you'd rather not join

You would not want to be an Assyrian soldier!

Assyrian soldier!

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to be an Aztec sacrifice! : gruesome things you'd rather not know

You would not want to be an Aztec sacrifice!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! : armor you'd rather not wear

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a scret agent during World War II : a perilous mission behind enemy lines

You wouldn't want to be

You wouldn't want to be Joan of Arc! : a mission you might want to miss

You would not want to be Joan of Arc

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You would not want to be a Greek athlete!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be cursed by King Tut! : a mysterious death you'd rather avoid

You would not want to be cursed by King Tut!

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a suffragist! : a protest movement that's rougher than you expected

You would not want to be a suffragist!

You wouldn't want to be an Inca mummy! : a one-way journey you'd rather not make

You would not want to be an Inca mummy

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be Mary, Queen of Scots! : a ruler who really lost her head

You would not want to be Mary, Queen of Scots!

You wouldn't want to

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! : a life of hard labor you'd rather avoid

You would not want to be a Sumerian slave!

Sumerian slave!

You wouldn't want to be

You wouldn't want to be Cleopatra! : an Egyptian ruler you'd rather not be

You would not want to be Cleopatra

Cleopatra

You wouldn't want to be