You wouldn't want to be a Roman soldier!. : barbarians you'd rather not meet.

You would not want to be a Roman soldier

Roman soldier

You wouldn't want to be a Roman Gladiator! : Gory things you'd rather not know

You would not want to be a Roman gladiator

Roman gladiator

You wouldn't want to be

You wouldn't want to be in the Forbidden City! : a sheltered life you'd rather avoid

You would not want to be in the Forbidden City!

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! : races you'd rather not run

You would not want to be a Greek athlete

RACES YOU'D RATHER NOT RUN

You Wouldn't Want to Be a...

You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! : fortunes you'd rather not tell

You would not want to be a Mayan soothsayer

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to be an Inca mummy! : a one-way journey you'd rather not make

You would not want to be an Inca mummy

You Wouldn't Want to Be

You wouldn't want to--

You wouldn't want to be a 19th-century coal miner in England! : a dangerous job you'd rather not have

You would not want to be a 19th-century coal miner in England

You would not want to be a nineteenth century coal miner in England