You wouldn't want to live in Pompeii! : a volcanic eruption you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to be a 19th-century coal miner in England! : a dangerous job you'd rather not have

You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! : horrible things you'd rather not know

You wouldn't want to be a Samurai! : a deadly career you'd rather not pursue

You wouldn't want to live in a medieval castle! : a home you'd rather not inhabit

You wouldn't want to be Tutankhamen! : a mummy who really got meddled with

You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! : a secret job that's your destiny

You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! : a life of hard labor you'd rather avoid

You wouldn't want to be Cleopatra! : an Egyptian ruler you'd rather not be

You wouldn't want to work on a medieval cathedral! : a difficult job that never ends

You wouldn't want to be in a medieval dungeon! : prisoners you'd rather not meet

You wouldn't want to be a Victorian mill worker! : a grueling job you'd rather not have